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When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.
Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.
by AnthonyBiatch March 30, 2010

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