PokéDex: While Psyduck's main interest seems to be annoying the hell out of the sane, it also shows incredible disinterest in learning new things such as how to swim.
Other Interests: "Sigh"ing, having less intelligence than a pickle, staring contests, becoming a pickle, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder towards tilting its head, ferociously attacking pickles, etc.
Psyduck also happens to be the most bad ass pokemon around.
Not you Psyduck!
Oh no here comes the retard, Psyduck!