2. Psych majors who think they know everything about topics regarding the brain.
3. Inexperienced psych majors who critique famous theorists and therapists with little-to-no knowledge of how psychology works.
Freshman Psych major; "Oh my gosh! Why does she cause so much drama? She must have Histrionic Personality Disorder!"
Senior Psych major; "No, she's just a bitch. Not everyone has a personality disorder."
Other Senior Psych major; "Dude, calm down. She has Psych-Major Syndrome."
Anatomy teacher; "And this, here, is the Hypothalamus. It is responsible fo-"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh!!! It stores information and navigates! I learned that in my Psych 101 class" *Looks smug*
Anatomy teacher; "No, that would be the Hippocampus. Have you considered medication for your Psych-Major Syndrome?"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh, whatever. They both begin with 'H'!"
Freshman Psych major; "Eww, I hate Freud. He was so useless to the Psychology field. All he talked about was penises."
Senior Psych major *smacks freshman over the head with On Narcissism*