Top Definition
A person having similar defining characteristics of a stereotypical Jewish practitioner despite not participating in the religion.
i.e. having a combination of 2 or more of the following:
a big nose, Jew fro, being stingy, liking bagels.
Scott: Hey, who's that new guy eating the bagel with the Jew fro and big nose?

Mike: oh him? Ya, he looks like a Jew, but I hear he's Catholic.

Scott: And I shall call him Pseudojew.
by The_Pseudojew August 26, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
A pseudojew is a gentile who is married to a jew and worships jews, and therefore supports Israel, Zionism, jewish superiority, jewish domination, and anything and everything jewish.
Jamie Dimon (CEO of JPMorgan) claims he's a gentile, but the truth is, he's married to a jewess so in fact he's a pseudojew.
by Authorized User August 27, 2016

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt