| 1. | Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend | ||
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(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date" D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability..... 1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight! |
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