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An sociopathic anomaly in which one imagines one's self to be the mature female of cattle of the genus Bos, in order to further one's perceived online message board image.

See also Werecows.
Johnny wasn't getting enough attention on the message boards so he began to fancy himself to be a pseudo-bovine.
by Bio April 03, 2005

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