Humphrey: Nah man, she's never even gotten to second base. She's just a Pseudo Slut.
*all her friends are sluts
*used to be nice and probably played sports, but then all her friends turned into skanks
*dresses slutty, with a dash of preppy in her clothes. too-tight A&F tanks, size 24 moto jeans, tiny thongs.
*doesn't have sex with guys like her slut friends, but who tortures all the guys into thinking she puts out
*dances like a slut
*drinks half a beer then pretends to be drunk so she can be fake-slutty then not have sex
Alex: Elise hasn't slept with anyone, because she is a cocktease pseudo slut!!!
- She's hasn't had a boyfriend for months, she's not a slut
-you're right, *sigh*, she's a pseudo-slut
-I feel your pain, man, I feel pain