| 1. | Prudence Van Dam | ||
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The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure. Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain. ICH HEBBEN YOU. Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic. Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.
If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black. Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama. |
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