|1.||Prudence Van Dam|
The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure.
Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.
ICH HEBBEN YOU.
Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic.
Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.
If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.
Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.