If that rat bastard provenzano were half as good an actor on tv as he is with the women he's two-timing then maybe he wouldn't have gotten booted off a reality show after 1 measly season.
I called my boyfriends cell today, and his 'girlfriend' picked up. They live in Harlem together. That scumbag totally provenzano'd me!
He's had a live in girlfriend this entire time we've been dating. I can't believe he's such a douchebag Provenzano.
She is devastated. Turns out her mans been provenzanoing her behind her back this entire time.
Dave (starts dancing and clapping while eating a chicken wing) - "I'm a pimp bros"