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Proud Pile; noun- The amount of fecal matter poopthat protrudes above the mean water level in a toilet after a bowel movement. Usually associated with a visual measurement such as 1 to 2 inches and indicates a unusually large volume of mud. Some even become excited and want to share the news with close friends.
Wow, that all you can eat buffet that I ate at last night just netted me 2 1/2 inches of Proud Pile!

Hey Tom, I just left an inch of Proud Pile in the the 3rd stall on the left; beat that!
by Dave and Norm January 18, 2008

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