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The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms. Beware of anyone with protein farts. John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL? John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE. Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM? John: Sorry guys, I can't help it. |
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| 2. | Protein Fart | ||
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A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.
It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli. PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT (NOUN) Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------ Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids... Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks Nick: ROFLCOPTER! |
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