surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

surge protectors by mo cox February 1, 2007

pocket protectors 

Things that Stump uses in his pockets to keep his shirts clean from leaky pens...

Pocket protectors are plastic, nerdy, black envelope like.

pocket protectors by Diana Dewey November 12, 2007

rib protectors 

Huge female breasts that offer protection to the rib cage due to their density and overhang.

"Holy shit, look at the rib protectors on her!!!"

rib protectors by Greengoddess May 20, 2014

Cum protectors 

Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.

Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!

Cum protectors by Jamieltd June 6, 2011

surge protectors

Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.

Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.

surge protectors by euphemismo January 22, 2007

abb protectors 

when you have fat protecting your six pack

this isnt fat from junk food its just my abb protectors

abb protectors by fat joker July 6, 2010

possum protectors 

A group of possums that are here to save the world from the cats aka feline fighters and they protect the possum nation
This group contains the leafing ton family.

Look it’s the possum protectors here to save us again from the cats. Hint hint there a super hero

possum protectors by Reäl people December 22, 2017