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Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.
My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!
Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

propositioning 

If someone is propositioning you, it means that they are offering you sex. It is a more polite and euphemistic way of saying someone wants to bang you.
"Pete is propositioning me again!"
propositioning by fayestrawberry November 1, 2013

Proportionizing 

The act of using padding on the chest, thighs and bottom and cinching of the waist to create a feminine shape and proportions
The drag queen had a pancake booty and broad shoulders. She did not know a thing about proportionizing
often used on yt to promote videos; often found in spam comments, or ppl who want to help increase your social following
i.e

guy1 *uploads video*

guy2 sick video.

also guy2: *comments promosm*
promosm by youtubeslangdudee May 11, 2022

proposterone 

If you are pimply, hairy, and/or overly greasy you may have proposterone
proposterone by JamesOlson February 1, 2008