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7.
Last name of a very out of doors person. This person is very rugged and hardy, when a guy, and they always know how to have a good time. When the last name is for a girl, they person is usually very pretty, nice, caring, but sometimes stubborn.
Whether a girl or a guy, they are always very smart.
Guy: Hey guys, wanna go camping this weekend?
Other guy: Yeah man!! We'll be total Pronger's!!

Girl: Do you like my hair this way? Or this way??
Other girl: I like the second, you look way more Pronger that way!
by Forgoth March 31, 2011
 
1.
A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.
Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.
by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006
 
2.
Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

by cokemidget January 19, 2008
 
3.
Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 20, 2008
 
4.
A pronger is a complete failure and loser in every capacity. A pronger has a failed career, no money, and is usually a male with no libido left. A pronger cannot get laid and usually lives in a run down neighborhood with his parents. It truly describes the ultimate loser.
The guy did not make his rent payment this month. He is a complete "pronger"

or do your homework because you do not want to be a complete pronger when you grow up.
by Scuba Steve the baldy December 14, 2007
 
5.
A Pronger or "throwing in a Pronger" (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually Skoal Mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. Pronger's tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the noble Chris Pronger.
Geoff- "Wanna go catch that hockey game?"
Paul- "Yeah, we can throw in monster Pronger's"
by SauceChops19 April 26, 2011
 
6.
Pronger - (v) the art of stealing something of sentimental value from someone so they can't enjoy it.
Also used "Prongered" "Prongering"
Hey, isn't that Stanley's favorite cup over there? I've always wanted that cup. i'm going to go Pronger it before anyone notices.
by Lindros97 June 10, 2010