30 years later lame high school boy to son "Son, this will be the best night of your life. It sure was mine, your mom doesn't put out nearly as well as that whats-her-name i fucked after my prom"
To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.
To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.
1. parental-advised prostitution
2. one of America's shining examples of the double-standard, where teenage boys and girls are expected to be wholesome and whores/players at the same time.
PROBABILITY: It will end poorly.
I know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom.
Pro:"Fuck no shits a waste of money"
Douche Bag:"ha you just couldn't get a date"
Pro:"Well I'll be fucking your mom on saturday does that count as a date?"