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The art of turning caffeine into Error Messages. 12-midnight is the critcal point for programming, at which time the relationship of errors vs caffeine increases exponentially.
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| 2. | programming | ||
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The most fun you can have with your clothes on, although clothes are not mandatory. cout << "Feelin that breeze down below as i code away :)"
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| 3. | programming | ||
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In the beginning there was the computer. And God said: more...
%Create the heaven and earth! #Enter user id. %God #Enter password. %Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %Create the heaven and earth! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %Create earth #Done %Run earth #And God created the heavens and earth and they were dark. And God saw there were 0 errors. %Let there be light! #Too many perameters. Try again. %Create light #Done %Run light #And thus there was Day and Night #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. #Approx. funds remaining: $92.50. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. #Good morning, God, Welcome to the UNIVERSE network %Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light #Unrecognisable command. Try again. %Create firmament #Done. %Run firmament #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. %Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and letthe dry land appear and #Too many characters in specification string. Try again. %Create dry_land #Done. %Run dry_land #And God created dry land. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. #Approx. funds remaining: $84.60. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. %Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night #Unspecified type. Try agai... |
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| 4. | Programming | ||
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The Best way to ... everything! Seriously you can program when you're:
Sad, Happy, Dancing, Sweating, Running, Jogging, Sing, Eating a Banana, Listenning to Britney Spears, Ignoring a Britney Spears Concert, Sitting, Standing, Baby-Sitting, Baby-Standing, Dressing, Undressing, Looking, Feeling, Living (preferably), Dying (although you might have better things to be doing), searching, meeting, throwing, dazing, shooting, carpetting, doing homework, breaking, screwing, Distressed, disgruntled, angry, pressed, stressed, etc. You get the point. But I find it extremely useful right after a break-up. See example.... int main()
{ struct girl { int happy_level; char next_action(100); int execute_action(); int render_action(); } girl Susan = new girl; Susan.happy_level -= 1000000000; Susan.next_action = "Jump off cliff"; if(Susan.execute_action()) { Susan.render_action(); } else { cout<<"The action could not be executed. Susan's life will now become hell."<<endl; while(1) { Susan.happy_level -= 1; } } } |
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To make programs.
Usually on computers. I'm programming a Neural Network.
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Basically, telling your computer to do stuff using a programming language. As long as the computer understands the code, it will execute the command blindly.
I tried reprogramming Windows and my computer crashed.
I programmed my computer to overclock itself. I programmed my computer to create and save files on my hard drive. For some reason, it stopped working... |
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| 7. | programming | ||
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A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society. Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.
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