A Social-Networking site, mostly full of Scottish resedents (but also includes others). Most of the site is used to go around starting fights in 'Ned-Speak' or to chat in the forums/chat, so you get the chance to go to one of the arranged Orgy-meets they have where they all have sex with each other. Also knowen as 'rent-a-ride' type of forum/chat.
I'm off to check my profileheaven, see if any wee slutty 15 year old girls want my penis
AWWW WiiT L3TS START A PUR3 MAD SLAGGiiN FOLK MATCH ON EH PROFiLEH3AVEN
Profileheaven, or PH, Is a community full of Scottish Low-lives, tramps, whores and scally wags who fight each other daily so they can become a member of staff or achieve e-coolness
In retrospect, these people are total losers and benefit scroungers
"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?"
"Yup, she's totally profileheaven"