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Ami and Baby are here, the proffesionals.
by Doob September 30, 2004
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A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)
(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here
by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015
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A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009
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A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017
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1.some one who is a master or has the inate ability to create a whore couch
2.some one who has been hired to create a whore couch for a disclosed amont of money or other forms of payment
liz, andrew,and jessie inadvertantly created a whore couch by having a 3-way make out session on there friends favorite couch do to andrew not knowing that his mother had been a proffesional whore coucher in her youth
by Artimision January 2, 2006
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