v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".
The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
Masturbating to avoid doing work.
No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.
n. to avoid work by masturbating.
I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.
Wanking when you are supposed to be working.
Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.
To procrastinate while masturbating.
1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.
2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.
Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"
Procrasturbation is a grade killer
what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)
"man i love procasturbating"