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Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one. Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day. If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now. Procrastinating makes you look really lame. I always get mad at myself for procrastinating. Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose. |
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Ill put up a definition later. Ill put up an example later.
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| 2. | procrastination | ||
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A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
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What you're probably doing right now I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
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Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all. I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
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The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college. Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.
Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid. |
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Waiting till the last minute to get something done.. "I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."
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Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow. My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.
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