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when your internet is being a jackass. when your internet is so lazy it takes 30 minutes to watch a 30-second clip. fat internet.
I was trying to catch up on all the latest videos on youporn.com, but nothing was loading because my internet was procrastinetting again.
by Schroeter/Anderson Alliance October 06, 2008