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Short for "prison", as in "prison pussy".
The dude is such a wuss, he'd be total priz if he ever got locked up.
priz by Bill Sheldon November 11, 2019
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the priz 

cafeteria hall at Catholic University of America where 6 of 1-10 food is served and equipped with a full staff of african americans. Night staff at the priz are particularly watchful for tight jeans and short skirts.
Hey, its taco tuesday at the priz. Nah man I'm tired of that food.
the priz by nacholoco October 24, 2007

The Priz 

A princess. Enjoys Dairy Queen. In the closet but not for the reason that most would expect. The priz is 8" 7 and towers above her much shorter sister. There is some question around her true complexion and age, however what is certain is that she is one secsy mf. The only person ever found to be a competitor is her triple thicc milf of a mom. The priz prides hersef in her proficiency in the field of orally satisfying others. She is usually clothed in stained champion sweatpants and a variety of darker hoodies.
HOMELESS GUY: "Who's that sleeping on the park bench at 4am?
OTHER HOMELESS GUY: "That is the Priz"

MALL INHABITANT: "Who's that throwing up at the mall?"
OTHER MALL INHABITANT: "That is the Priz"
The Priz by BIGTIT57NDR0M3 August 15, 2018

Rise for the prize 

To become erect for sex.
Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!
Rise for the prize by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Eyes on the prize dump 

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.
After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.
Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.