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A Prison Doily is the dried remains of a bukkake fest in prison. The remains are then carefully peeled off of the face in one piece. Now you can decorate anything in your cell and make it special with this frilly product of group lust.
There were ooohs and aaaahs amidst the cellblock as he pulled the prison doily off of his face and the lacy face of Jesus was revealed.
by InkyNeedle July 20, 2011

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