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prioritease

The act of provoking someone by pretending your priorities have changed creating a less stable or hurtful situation.
During the argument which escalated quickly, Anna felt deeply hurt and to see his reaction, she as a prioritease told Steven she needed to focus on school right now and couldn't see him for a while.
prioritease by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

Propriocircumspeculation 

The act of fully assessing a situation, processing it, and considering its possible outcomes and insinuations.
Nadja's sense of propriocircumspeculation was startlingly acute, as in most circumstances she put deep thought into notable conversations and events, assessing what their meaning was, what related outcomes might be, and taking into account associated feelings, thoughts, and sensory associations.

total priority 

A measurement used to distinguish between items of work that are all deemed by the customer to be the highest priority.

When everything is priority 1, you can calculate the total priority by asking what order those tasks should be done in. The total priority is a representation of this order, for instance 1a, 1b, 1c.

If you find you end up with multiple items with the same total priority, simple repeat the process and append another letter e.g. 1aa, 1ab, 1ac until they get the message.
"Taking into consideration the total priority of those 20 high priority tasks, I think I'll be able to do 3 of them by next week"
total priority by lovetoseeit February 14, 2021

Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.
Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)
Priority Fail by YAWA July 14, 2020
The chant of the most sacred only said by the friends closest to you.
WE LOVE YOU PRIPRO WE DO WE LOVE YOU PRIPRO WE DO WE LOVE YOU PRIPRO WE DO OHHH PRIPRO WE LOVE YOU! PRIPRO! PRIPRO! PRIPRO!
pripro by P2trappyyy September 15, 2021

priority friend 

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
priority friend by MikeBus October 23, 2010