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Noun. 1. Quite possibly the most pimp place ever in the history of the world 2. Way better than those community colleges known as Harvard and Yale, Princeton was founded in the best year ever by a race of athletic, intellectual, international super-pimps for the sole purpose of being better than the other Ivies in lacrosse and academics 3. Your college's daddy
Guy #1: "Did you hear? Princeton's lacrosse team just won ANOTHER national championship!"
Guy #2: "No, I go to Harvard so I never leave my room (which, by the way, is completely devoid of any beer or naked ladies)."
by J.P.C. August 08, 2005
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1.
A very good Ivy League college whose graduates are:

a) Intelligent
b) Narcissistic
c) Effeminate
There's a very good reason why nobody ever says "(insert the name of your alma mater here) is the Princeton of the (insert the geographic region of your alma mater here)."

Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
by BcozTheNight October 30, 2007
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2.
Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success
#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"
by ThunderMummy October 27, 2005
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3.
Home to elitist douchebaggery.
Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Princeton.
Jamal: Damn negro, your an elitist douche bag.
by Jamal Clifford September 15, 2005
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4.
An Amazing Blexican In A Young Singing Group Called Mindless Behavior ! He's Smart , Cute , And Talented ! His Favorite Color Is Green . His Birthday Is April 21st 1997 . He Loves John Lennon . When He Has On A Mustache , His Name Is Fernando . He's From L.A . His Dogs name Is Beans . His Real Name Is Jacob Emmanuel Perez . He LOVES NY .
OMG Thats Princeton From Mindless Behavior ! Will You Marry Me ?
by Fernando'ssWifey ! October 13, 2011
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5.
One Fine Motherfucker who apart of the sexiest boy band alive, Mindless Behavior. He is the one who is black and mexican and has a curly afro.
Princeton is one fine and will soon be my baby daddy.
by B50 January 02, 2012
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6.
Princeton is the sexxiest heartthrob that ever lived. He is a part of a group named Mindless Behavior with 3 other sexxie guys. He has an Afro puff, the cutest smile, is a sweetie pie, talks a lot, his favorite color is green, has a yorkie named Beans, his laugh is hilarious and contagious, he was born on April 21st, 1997, and he is an AMAZING dancer who can't stand bullying because he was bullied.He started dancing and acting at the age of 4 in commercials for McDonalds and Nike. He also was the youngest lead actor for some of Gym Class Heroes music videos like Cupid's ChokeHold as Cupid and Shoot Down The Stars playing as the kid who got bullied. He said whatever a girl doesn't like about herself he likes. His saying is Spread The Peace. He is half black and half Mexican (Puerto Rican) also known as Blexican, but when he puts on a mustache he is Fernando and turns he is all Mexican and speaks only Spanish.
Girl 1: have you heard of Mindless Behavior?
Girl 2: yes I have!
Girl 1: Roc Royal is my favorite
Girl 2: I love Princeton the most
Girl 1: why
Girl 2: because he's sweet and also has a freaky side to him
by iRepMB143 January 07, 2012
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7.
This is a phrase made for individuals who have an exceedingly small wanker. They also get little baby hard-ons for mothers of an older age.
*picks dog up off mothers lap*
"Oh my! What a little Princeton you have there!!!"
by Ambroski February 20, 2013
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