Common Descriptions of Tower and its membership: Assholeville. Bitchtown. Crazyland. Douchebag central. Euphemism for shithole. Fuckface city. God-damned hellhole. Hypocrite island. Idiot capital. Jerk-off headquarters. KKK meeting hall. Loser county. Moldy cuntmuffin bakery. Nasty-ass domicile. Onanism station. Pathetic excuse for a club. Quintessential cockmunchers. Rabies infested hovel. Sorry-ass motherfuckers. Tool shed. Unsightly clusterfuck. Venereal disease ridden dump. Whorehouse. Xeric vagina. Yesterday's news. Zenith of dumbassery. Vastly inferior to TFC
I took a member of Tower back to my room last night but he couldn't get his 2 inch penis erect so I laughed at him and kicked him out of the room.
I walked in on some Tower members watching horse porn when I stopped by the club on a Monday night