With her ability to melt hearts by gaze, she single handedly stole Mario and Link away from Peach and Zelda.
She rules over her legion of secret admirers and huge fan base from her many ingeniuous short stories.
An unobtainable, passionate and highly desired young woman.
Friend2: No time to talk, I have to climb the Himalyas, fight a house of Ninja Tigers, and lose my left pinky in a fire tornado.
Friend1: Princess Jujube summoned you for a game of chess after a perilous quest didn't she?
Friend1: HOLD ON! I'm comming too!