the ultimate leader
of our modern society. she is a goddess
who has blessed us all with her grace and beauty. but don't you dare refer to her as just "Jaime" or she will turn into the devil
! she is a woman who conquers all with her prince charming by her side in titiville. all of the titvillians must wear specialized protector glasses, because her swagger is so unbeatable that it reflects happy titi beams that put you into phylactic shock. she may be naturally fun-sized
, but her confidence is so strong that it added a few extra inches to her height. this chick makes snooki feel just as good as a pair of last seasons cowboy boots. all dem bitches must bow.
Matt: shh! the princess is coming! we must bow!
Kevin: I love you...Princess Jaime