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An obnoxious bastard with an ignorant girlfriend who seems to pinch other girls in either the ass or back, he is a failure at most of the sports he puts himself in, generally boasting his titanic sized ego. Generally a fake-drunk and a loser. Likes to make fun of other's weight when he himself has nothing to brag. Has internal conflict as his girlfriend as she cannot find his tiny penis.
"You see Primeu today? He kissed his gorilla- I mean girlfriend."

"You see Primeu got layed out today? He said his shoe was untied. What a dumbass."
by CappytanChuckles October 05, 2010