people are usually very rich and marry very very slutty younger beings. (Commonly referred to as a creepy old dude.)
2) How idiots spell pervert.
2) "You are such a prevert!"
"Dumbshit it's spelled p-e-r-v-e-r-t!"
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'm afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"