Top Definition
When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.
"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
by Nester17 December 10, 2013

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