Top Definition
A less pretentious version of the word 'pretentious'.
"Do you see that the way that guy on the train wore a zoot suit and pretended to read Ulysses while secretly looking down the shirt of the girl next to him? He was so pretensche."
"Shoegaze and vaporwave are just pretensche mashups of random noise, not actual genres."
by sadbitch June 25, 2014

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