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3. Pretender
The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.
1. pretender
Hilary Duff, Avril, Kevin Federline and More.
Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!
2. Pretender
A cross dresser
I thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple...dude's a pretender
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