Well now you can, introducing Pressure-Treasure.
Simply install the tip of a Q-Tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. When your done just simply remove the Q-Tip and toss away. No more mess to clean up!!!
How does this work?
Well the Q-Tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.
*Warning Don't Try This At Home, You Will Die!!!*
There you go,no more clean up."
He died after for trying this.
Dont do Pressure-Treasure unless you're serious!!!