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8.
1.An oxymoron
2.One whose presidency was announced by his cousin and given to him by his father.
see: Goerge W Bush, Bush, George Bush
by Iamacannibal August 02, 2005
 
9.
1. A political pawn used by the Corporate entities as a front to keep the American public focused on while they, the corporate entities, proceed to rape the land, sell the soul of the Earth, and generally do plain ol nasty stuff in the interests of making money to fill the gaping void in their lives.

2. A farce.

3. One who has obviously fooled the likes of individuals such as those responsible for 13. and 14. of the word President Bush. People such as these are not to be ridiculed. Instead we, the enlightend should shed pity on these poor people, for they are the sheep-like masses that can be easily controlled into thinking whatever the Corporate entities wish them to believe.
Wow, this comedy bit is as funny as President Bush attempting to define the term Tribal Sovereignty!

Instead of believing whatever President Bush and the majority of his Republican party tell you, seek out knowledge for yourself from those with a better chance of possessing TRUE wisdom.
by Schatzi February 21, 2006
 
10.
1. The only president who has a lower approval rating than Nixon
2. The only president who barely escaped an assasination attempt by a pretzel
3. The president who couldn't stop reading his children's book during 9/11. (Probably because of the suspenseful plot line)
4. The president who gave up the chase on osama bin laden and decided to invade Iraq instead.
5. The president who declared the Iraq war as completed....over 4 years ago.
6. The president who has created more chaos by going into Iraq rather than staying out.
7. The president who can not and will not get us out of Iraq for some reason. (Oil, war profiters, or busy reading another children's book)
8. The president who will not go into Africa or Tibet, despite the desperate pleas of it's citizens and the UN. (Cuz there's no oil)
9. The president who rigged 1 or both elections.
10. The president whose administration condemned Russia for invading Georgia, overthrowing it's government, starting a war, and keeping it's military there despite other countries opposing this descision. (Sounds familiar...try replacing condemned with praised, Russia with America, and Georgia with Iraq.)
11. The president who constantly makes America look like a joke by mispronouncing easy words and not listening to other countries.
12. The president who insisted there were 'nucyaler' and biological weapons of mass desturction in Iraq. There wasn't. (He probably meant oil)
13. The president who let our economy fall and the American dollar loose it's value.
14. The president who wouldn't dream of sending his his daughters to war, but does with everybody else's children.
15. The president who spent 3 days in vietnam before his powerfull daddy pulled him out.
16. The president who is FINALLY LEAVING IN 08!!!!!! (He should've gotten impeached before then)
"I hope this president isn't another Bush!"

"Are you an American?" "yea, but don't hold it against me, it was President Bush."
by Mr. Penguin's Penguin August 18, 2008
 
11.
An offensive brute, a scoundrel, the lowest form of life. Possibly a label for the worst level of human living, worse then slavery. Nicknamed after the worst president of all time, or can be referring to that president. A jackass, a sexually depraved parasitic creature who feeds on the hopeless minds of adult america, an organism who would rather have oil then his country's love. Some call him a racist, but most look at him as something bigger, a fascist like the pope. Another use of this name is an error, or any thing described to the personification of the jackass himself
Damn he just pulled a president bush!
by Rastamaan March 07, 2008
 
12.
Dick Cheny's puppet on a string. its not his fault he's stupid.
give him a break, you didn't honestly think president bush knew what he was doing, did you?
by insertcleverpun September 01, 2008
 
13.
A person who loves to see the world revolving around him only. In addition to being a jerk, he loves to cut money off of programs like healthcare and education. Also, he's a huge joke and needs to step down NOW!

BTW, HE SUCKS AT PRONOUNCING WORDS! FAIL!
"HA HA HA! For my next order of business, I will cut millions of dollars in healthcare and education." says president bush
by BAH BAH! February 04, 2008
 
14.
America's most beloved fuck-up!!!
Never misunderestimate the enbiggened intelligence of President Bush.
by Ozymandius September 15, 2008