1.An oxymoron
2.One whose presidency was announced by his cousin and given to him by his father.
see: Goerge W Bush, Bush, George Bush
by Iamacannibal August 02, 2005
a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!
I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush
by Ben April 04, 2005
Dick Cheny's puppet on a string. its not his fault he's stupid.
give him a break, you didn't honestly think president bush knew what he was doing, did you?
by insertcleverpun September 01, 2008
1. The only president who has a lower approval rating than Nixon
2. The only president who barely escaped an assasination attempt by a pretzel
3. The president who couldn't stop reading his children's book during 9/11. (Probably because of the suspenseful plot line)
4. The president who gave up the chase on osama bin laden and decided to invade Iraq instead.
5. The president who declared the Iraq war as completed....over 4 years ago.
6. The president who has created more chaos by going into Iraq rather than staying out.
7. The president who can not and will not get us out of Iraq for some reason. (Oil, war profiters, or busy reading another children's book)
8. The president who will not go into Africa or Tibet, despite the desperate pleas of it's citizens and the UN. (Cuz there's no oil)
9. The president who rigged 1 or both elections.
10. The president whose administration condemned Russia for invading Georgia, overthrowing it's government, starting a war, and keeping it's military there despite other countries opposing this descision. (Sounds familiar...try replacing condemned with praised, Russia with America, and Georgia with Iraq.)
11. The president who constantly makes America look like a joke by mispronouncing easy words and not listening to other countries.
12. The president who insisted there were 'nucyaler' and biological weapons of mass desturction in Iraq. There wasn't. (He probably meant oil)
13. The president who let our economy fall and the American dollar loose it's value.
14. The president who wouldn't dream of sending his his daughters to war, but does with everybody else's children.
15. The president who spent 3 days in vietnam before his powerfull daddy pulled him out.
16. The president who is FINALLY LEAVING IN 08!!!!!! (He should've gotten impeached before then)
"I hope this president isn't another Bush!"

"Are you an American?" "yea, but don't hold it against me, it was President Bush."
by Mr. Penguin's Penguin August 18, 2008
An Asshole, a liar, another puppet of the christian concervatives, a dumbass, a passive killer, clueless, nonchalant, megalomanic, or a dick.
1. President Bush lied to the nations, and has caused the needless deaths of thousands of innoccents, including the precious lives of our men and women in uniform.

2. Where are the weapons of mass destruction President Bush? What are we dying for?
by Brian Love May 07, 2006
America's most beloved fuck-up!!!
Never misunderestimate the enbiggened intelligence of President Bush.
by Ozymandius September 15, 2008
A person who loves to see the world revolving around him only. In addition to being a jerk, he loves to cut money off of programs like healthcare and education. Also, he's a huge joke and needs to step down NOW!

BTW, HE SUCKS AT PRONOUNCING WORDS! FAIL!
"HA HA HA! For my next order of business, I will cut millions of dollars in healthcare and education." says president bush
by BAH BAH! February 04, 2008

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