1. The only president who has a lower approval rating than Nixon
2. The only president who barely escaped an assasination attempt by a pretzel
3. The president who couldn't stop reading his children's book during 9/11. (Probably because of the suspenseful plot line)
4. The president who gave up the chase on osama bin laden and decided to invade Iraq instead.
5. The president who declared the Iraq war as completed....over 4 years ago.
6. The president who has created more chaos by going into Iraq rather than staying out.
7. The president who can not and will not get us out of Iraq for some reason. (Oil, war profiters, or busy reading another children's book)
8. The president who will not go into Africa or Tibet, despite the desperate pleas of it's citizens and the UN. (Cuz there's no oil)
9. The president who rigged 1 or both elections.
10. The president whose administration condemned Russia for invading Georgia, overthrowing it's government, starting a war, and keeping it's military there despite other countries opposing this descision. (Sounds familiar...try replacing condemned with praised, Russia with America, and Georgia with Iraq.)
11. The president who constantly makes America look like a joke by mispronouncing easy words and not listening to other countries.
12. The president who insisted there were 'nucyaler' and biological weapons of mass desturction in Iraq. There wasn't. (He probably meant oil)
13. The president who let our economy fall and the American dollar loose it's value.
14. The president who wouldn't dream of sending his his daughters to war, but does with everybody else's children.
15. The president who spent 3 days in vietnam before his powerfull daddy pulled him out.
16. The president who is FINALLY LEAVING IN 08!!!!!! (He should've gotten impeached before then)
"I hope this president isn't another Bush!"

"Are you an American?" "yea, but don't hold it against me, it was President Bush."
by Mr. Penguin's Penguin August 18, 2008
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Top Definition
The US's biggest mistake.
Bush claimed Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. He was wrong!!! What a goof!!! He just wants oil so he can be rich!!!
by Gorak July 11, 2003
An imbecile. It's tragic that this man is the leader of the free world.
"I will say no in english, french and spanish, NO!"

"I will have a foreign handed foreign policy."
by ~* JESSICA *~ December 16, 2004
Greedy, neoconservative, unconscious, ignorant fascist who is pulling the wool over a lot of conservative leaning fools.
Man #1: President Bush is a greedy, lying asshole, huh?
Woman #1: Yup! f&*k him!
by El Muneco March 05, 2005
An idiotic leader who thinks he knows whats best for our country but really he only cares about oil and trying to finish what his father started a decade ago. A president who doesn't seem to care about the real issues of the nation. But only the things that make him look better, but in all reality make him look like a jack ass.
oh look its president bush.
alls president bush wants is oil.
does president bush even care about the people of this country?
by heather December 07, 2004
As of January 20, 2009, Former President Bush. Succeeded by President Obama
Don't let the door hit you on the way out Former President Bush!
by Bush is GONE! January 20, 2009
An offensive brute, a scoundrel, the lowest form of life. Possibly a label for the worst level of human living, worse then slavery. Nicknamed after the worst president of all time, or can be referring to that president. A jackass, a sexually depraved parasitic creature who feeds on the hopeless minds of adult america, an organism who would rather have oil then his country's love. Some call him a racist, but most look at him as something bigger, a fascist like the pope. Another use of this name is an error, or any thing described to the personification of the jackass himself
Damn he just pulled a president bush!
by Rastamaan March 07, 2008
a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!
I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush
by Ben April 04, 2005

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