pre·shi·to·ry

/prēˈshit(ə)rē/ noun. 1) The period of time before shit. 2) the events or conditions leading up to shit. 3) A nostalgic reference to a "Golden Age" or period of time before everything went to shit.
1) Archaeologists determined that large amounts of coffee were consumed in preshitory.

2) Studies of late preshitory show us that once shit got real, shit went down.

3) These chocolate chip cookies are so good -- just the way Mom used to make them back in preshitory.
by CheapJohn April 27, 2015
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