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2. Present
1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
1. present
A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
3. present
A unusually large dick.
Ashley: "Damn, Ben's got a HUGE present!!!!"
Melissa: "Shuttup with your dirty mind!!"
Cyndi; "FOUL!"
4. Present
A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"
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