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Prepare your anussex (-0.067)
Often said to a partner when they are preparing for anal. Preparing an anus is difficult, and if done improperly can wound people. You can use any combination of butt plugs, dildos, and lube to prepare your anus.
Todd: Hello Hun.

Jill: Hi. Can we not have anal tonight, I dont feel well.

Todd: PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
*slap*
by OrificeLube October 22, 2010
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