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10. Premature Evacuation
the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap
Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know
1. premature evacuation
October 24, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
2. Premature Evacuation
Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved
When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.
3. Premature Evacuation
When during butt sex, the person that is receiving accidentally poops before the sex is over.
I was doing Becky in the butt, when she had a little case of premature evacuation.
4. Premature evacuation
When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants
Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
5. premature evacuation
Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.
Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!
6. Premature Evacuation
Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.
Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.
7. Premature Evacuation
When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences
“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”
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