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You are indeed, my friend, 100% Totally screwed.
Please Bitch Don't say your pregnant.Fuck I'm off to the pub
by Big Dave (Yeah Go on MUG ME) February 25, 2004
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Depending on the female's age, it be a good moment or a bad moment. If the women is married it's a good moment but for some teenage girls it's usually viewed as a bad moment. There are however a few teenage girls that view it as a good moment. Nevertheless teenage pregnancy is increasing so if you want to have sex but not want to get pregnant use a condom and/or birth control or a second form of protection
pregnancy leads to the birth of a life. Abortion is killing an innocent life
by Jdude346 March 17, 2006
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The condition of being wordpregnant/word.
Mavis craved toothpaste throughout her pregnancy.
by k9norn March 20, 2004
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Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
by cynical satirist March 29, 2011
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Something living on the inside of you, leeching your nutrients, without killing you, that is parasitism at its best.
"Wow Jill, you look great! How is your pregnancy going"
"I am just carrying this parasite for another 2 months and then I am free!"
by Levanie November 24, 2011
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If you have to come here to figure out what this word means, I hope your girlfriend never becomes it.
PregnantGirl: My boyfriend stuck his pizzle in my vizzle and now I'm in a state of pregnancy.
by pliz October 07, 2003
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Person: Is pregnancy an STD?
Me: Yes, it is.
by monorail September 04, 2006
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