Guy 2- "What's up man? What's wrong?"
Guy 1- "My girlfriend's preggers"
Guy 2- "What the fuck did you just say?"
Guy 1- "She's preggers...you know, preggers"
Guy 2- "I'm going to kick your ass right now"
Guy 1- "OK, I deserve it"
Toff 1: Oh my wife is preggers you know.
Toff 2: Oh congratulations!!! I know you have been trying for ages, how far along is she?
Chav 1: YA NO THAT BIRD I HOOKED UP WIT @ AMADAUS, I GOT HER RIGHT PREGGERS!!!
Chav 2: AH SHIT MAN, WHATCHA GUNNA DO?!?!
Chav 1: I CHANGED ME NUMBA N ME ADDRESS, SHE AIN'T GUNNA FIND ME. I'M NA LONGA AT 36A HIGH ST, I'M NOW AT 36B HIGH ST.
"omg stfu. =|"
"you're watching e! newz omg angelina jolie is preggers! again!"