A woman in an expectant condition who thinks she is the boss of anyone whose not.
Clerk at the 7-11: ...err mamm, he was in line first...
Pregasorous: my water its breaking, do you want the money or not?
Clerk: Okay mam, sorry sir, here is your change. Have a nice day. Sorry sir.
Customer waiting in line: That makes the third Pregasorous today.