contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

contact precautions by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009

precautionary wizz 

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

precautionary wizz by sheila in the car May 23, 2009

prelationship 

The stage between casual flirting and a full blow relationship. Both people are obviously interested in each other.

Yeah, I saw her again at the party last night. I think our prelationship is really flourishing.

Little did I know, she was already in a happy prelationship.

prelationship by Teem Schmikk April 5, 2011

Precautionary Pepto 

A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.

1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.

Precautionary Pepto by headofblackmusic June 29, 2011

precation 

the day before your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so excited to leave tomorrow on vacation that I can't work today. It's like I'm on precation!!

precation by Robert_OC March 5, 2010

Precautionary poo 

The kinda dump you have before going out for a meal, or a night out on the lash etc

Brb man, gotta go for a precautionary poo, don't wanna be turtlin' all night!

Precautionary poo by M_R_B May 9, 2009

Precautionary Principle 

The idea that if the consequences are unknown and may cause harm or negative consequences, it is best to avoid making that decision or to proceed with caution.

Since the effect of CO2 emissions on the climate is still unclear, it is best to use the precautionary principle.

Precautionary Principle by Richard Wayne Bobholz April 24, 2006