Any announcement on a blog of a new device will be followed by a wave of commentary prebitching about said device. Common examples will start with, "I haven't held this product in my hands, but right off the bat..."
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.