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pre-mortem 

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.
The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.
pre-mortem by shmoozle October 28, 2010

Pre-Morti-Literati 

Fear of dying before finishing all the books on your books to be read list
My friend explained my sleepless nights are caused by Pre-Morti-Literati, which is the fear of dying before you've read all the books on your "to be read" list

Pre-Morning

Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am

David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
Pre-Morning by Helgart Mammy September 1, 2010
Someone who studies business marketing management finance and economics as an undergraduate degree. They all about the coin, their passions start and end with mon€y and other capitalist crap.
Megan Thee Stallion This rap game solid, right? Being pre-med is too much.
Ka$h Doll You know it baby girl, shoulda went pre-money when you had the chance.
Pre-money by rauyntehae December 6, 2019

Pre-mortem 

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.
A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.
Pre-mortem by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018

pre-moed 

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation
"Damn i cant believe Wayne Pre-moed in your face"
pre-moed by Alan Greene December 15, 2008