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When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.
I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!
by MDub75 September 11, 2013
 
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Something atheists do...only they don't believe in Google Christ (the cyber version of Jesus!) so this renders this definition invalid! Oh well, they can always go on eggnogling the priest.
Harry the gay atheist was searching up for contradictions in The Bible when Google finally delivered to him an atheist site which deliberately quotes out of context. Harry exclaimed "praise Google Christ!" before realizing that he was a gay atheist who only likes willies and bumholes.
by Skialian August 28, 2014
 
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Something we atheists did. Only we don't believe in Google Christ (the cyber version of Jesus) so this renders this definition invalid. Oh well we can always go on eggnogling the priest.
Harry the gay atheist was searching up for contradictions in The Bible when Google finally delivered to him an atheist site which deliberate quotes out of context. Harry exclaimed "praise Google Christ!" before realizing that he was a gay atheist who only likes willies and bumholes.
by Skialian December 27, 2013