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Power is something the man tries to take away from all minorities, but he can't because were unstoppable. My principle said I have no power cause I'm a minority, but I proved him wrong by blackmailing him.
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Power is most simply defined in Physics as the rate at which work is done. More specifically, it's the ratio of work to time. See below for an interesting usage of "power." <crazychik> i know i have all the power in our relationship
<geekguy> Power is work/time. And work is force*displacement. And since you never move off your fat ass, you're not causing any displacement, which in turn, means you have no power. <crasychik> sha up nerd |
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A power is actually a clever combination of the words "poo" and "shower". Someone takes a power when they happen to poo and then shower without having to leave the bathroom. Jerry: Hey man, what's going on?
Jack: Nothing much. I just took a power. Jerry: Really? That's pretty badass. Jack: I know, dude. I know. I take a power at least twice a day. It just makes sense. It's like my favorite thing to do. |
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The fundamental motivation for humans. Lucifer fell from Heaven in his attempt to become God--the ultimate power grab. Lucifer, as Satan, acting through the Serpent, suggested to Adam and Eve (the first humans created by God in his image) that they could become God luring them into rebellion him. Following the pattern set by their original parents, all humans are driven by a desire to be God.
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Humans, now in a fallen condition, are continually trying to one up each other. Even members of one's own family or friends attempt to gain power over each other. As Nietzsche pointed out, virtually all human behavior is motivated by the "Will to Power." Nature even rewards people with more power as they live longer, feel happier, and have higher levels of serotonin in their brain. People band together in an attempt to dominate other groups even more thoroughly. Wars, racism, economic competition, cutting remarks at parties, domestic violence can all be traced back to the urge to dominate others. Subtly, even attempts to equalize wealth, income, social status, racial disparities are attempts by those without power to pull down and dominate those who are currently in power. Equality of result is motivated by resentment and envy. Efforts to equalize people's conditions are movements by those who are presently less powerful to gain power over those who have dominated them. Many times these less powerful people are aided by those with power who feel guilty that they have... |
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It keeps your internet working.
Power goes, your internet goes, your mind explodes. Thank god for power, it supplies me with my porn.
I <3 power |
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A controlling entity that you cannot escape. Facebook = power
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The Act of Pooping and then Showering after, all in one bathroom visit. Boss: “why were you late?”
You: “I had a ton of taco bell before bed and when I woke up, Instead of just showering, I had to poop before!” Boss: “Oh so you were late because you had to Power!” You: “Power?” Boss: “Ya’Know Power, Pooping and Showering equals Power You: “Yeah I guess you could call it that.” Boss: “Next, time just let me know, taking a power is always a valid excuse!" |
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Urban street slang for the narcotic cocaine. "Yo, I need some power for tonight."
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