The stance typically employed by guitarists. It consists of spreading the legs about a little past shoulder width and bending the knees slightly. Often employed by any musician that plays any music that involves headbanging.

A stance normally used by people who are mentally handicapped at around lunch time in school cafeteria's after they are done talking to people. The left foot is forward and the right foot is back, while they rock back and forth while looking at the clock.

Variant of the Captain Morgan stance, usually done by politicians in campaign videos. Typically executed with the raised foot on a school desk and with the upper body leaned forward a bit. Often accented by draping a coat/jacket over one shoulder.