Top Definition
1. When a male masturbates quickly and forcefully not for the purpose of gaining pleasure from orgasm but strictly to rid himself of an erection.

2. When a male masturbates angrily. This is usually caused by sexual frustration built up over time. Often times he will press one foot against the bathroom door to ensure no can enter and see his shame.
Person 1: Damn, I woke up with the biggest morning wood but I was already late for work.

Person 2: You can't put pants on with a hard on. What did you do, just lay in bed and wait for it to go away?

Person 1: Fuck no, I power jerked that shit & got ready for the day.
by Brick Bardo December 01, 2010

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